JVOND POWER & ASSOCIATES

 

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE AWARD WINNERS OF 2017

BEST AUTOMOBILE – LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO (Not Chevy)
GREATEST COME BACK IN SPORTS HISTORY – BELT DISC GOLF 2016
BEST TRADING SYSTEM – TRENDS IN FUTURES
BEST COMBAT SPORTS LEAGUE – LION FIGHT
BEST LEADER – DONALD TRUMP
BEST BOTTOM LINE – BUBBA’S BOTTOM LINE
BEST MMA FIGHT – GAVIN TUCKER
BEST TRADING GURU – GARY KAMEN
MOST INSPIRING DISC GOLFER – CITRUS
BEST COMBAT SPORTS CHAT ROOM – JVOND.COM
BEST NEWS – INFOWARS
BEST SPORT – BELT DISC GOLF
BEST INTERVIEWER – TUCKER CARLSON
BEST SNOWFLAKE ASS KICKER – PAUL JOSEPH WATSON
BEST WEBSITE – JVOND.COM
MOST INFLUENTIAL WOMAN – KELLYANNE CONWAY
BEST CANNABIS – GORILLA GLUE
BIGGEST ASSHOLE – CHUCK SCHUMER
BEST AGRICULTURE COMMENTARY – MARKET RALLY
BIGGEST WARMONGER – JOHN MCCAIN
BEST DISC GOLF RAPPER – JVOND
MOST MISLEADING INFLUENCE – BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
BEST PIMP – OSCAR
BEST LAW ENFORCER – JEFF SESSIONS
WORST PILLOW – MY PILLOW
BEST CRAPPY PILLOW PUSHER – MIKE LINDELL
BEST FEMALE MMA ASS KICKER – MICHELLE WATERSON
BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG – BERNIE SANDERS
BEST FAKE NEWS – CNN
BIGGEST REALITY SHOW – MY 600-LB LIFE
BEST FAKE NEWS COMMENTATOR – GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS
BEST FEMALE FAKE NEWS COMMENTATOR – WHOOPI GOLDBERG
MOST CORRUPT – HILLARY CLINTON
BIGGEST AMERICAN PATRIOT – ALEX JONES
BEST SCALPING SYSTEM – JOSEPH FARAH AND FARAH WEALTH MANAGMENT
BIGGEST ARROGANT ASSHOLE – JOHN OLIVER
BEST DISC GOLF COURSE – GOLDEN EAGLE
MOST CONFUSED PERSON – SARAH SILVERMAN
BEST CHARTING WEBSITE – BARCHART
DUMBEST POLITICAL PERSONALITY – MAXINE WATERS
BEST VIDEO CARD – EVGA GTX 1050
WORST LATE NIGHT SHOW – STEPHEN COLBERT
BEST VIDEO GAME – TOP GUN COMBAT ZONES
MOST POSSESSED BY EVIL – ELIZABETH WARREN
BEST MOVIE – BETTER OFF DEAD
BIGGEST MOUTH – MICHAEL MOORE
BIGGEST ASS – MICHAEL MOORE
BIGGEST FAT TO BRAIN CELL RATIO – MICHAEL MOORE
SMALLEST JOHNSON – MICHAEL MOORE
BEST TV SHOW – SUPER MARIO BROS SUPER SHOW
MOST INFLUENCED BY GREED – NANCY PELOSI
MOST ADVANCED BOOTY – PHAEDRA PARKS
MOST TRANQUIL VOICE – JON RAPPOPORT
BEST DISC GOLF DISC – CO BELT 2015
BEST DIGITAL AUDIO WORKSTATION – REASON 8
BIGGEST SCAM – THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY AGENDA

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