Breaking news! As millions of Americans will be watching the skies and enjoying the eclipse behind the scenes of the Washington back rooms they have a little surprise in store. A satellite named M5-FLO will be screaming across the skies directly behind the shadow shooting a coded particle beam that will force viewers into total mind control. This is a perfect opportunity because the particle beam needs to have direct contact with the recipient making television and other sources unfit for the task.
Global elites are suggesting that this is their last hope. Most other propaganda messages just aren’t working. Studies have show that shows like Colbert, Seth Meyers, and even John Oliver have had a back fire effect. These shows that were once fun silly comedy/entertainment shows with the likes of Jay Leno and David Letterman are now being used to push fraud-news propaganda via teleprompter reading talking-heads with messages that are so out of touch with reality that internal studies are finding that only the very vulnerable mentally-ill are finding acceptance with it.
The particle beam uses a new technology called LOAD (Light Ordnance Alter Dumb) to insert encoded messages that change the thinking and take over the thought process of the vulnerable. The effect is a zombie like state. The viewers have also been seen euphoric following the blast from the beam. Some scientist believe that the sensation may even be better than the huge doses of big-pharma/designer drugs that these participants are consuming on a daily basis. But one study is finding a weird result that most ppl with common sense are not responding to it. To take that study further scientists found an overwhelming amount of liberals were being effected by it, and 94% were Bernie Sanders supporters who ended up voting for Hillary. Below are some possible examples of what we could see.
Here we see your everyday typical normal liberal folk.
What we can expect to see following the eclipse.
or it actually maybe the inverse. Either way they are pretty screwed…